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Cow if swearing burned calories I’d be one skinny heifer shirt

Cow if swearing burned calories I’d be one skinny heifer shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Sale price  $18.94 Regular price  $26.94
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Original Design – Soft Cotton, Vibrant Print

Imagine scrolling past this and NOT getting it. Yeah, we can’t either. Soft Gildan® cotton, studio-quality print, and a fit that just works. You’re welcome.

📸 Seeing a T-Shirt? That’s just the preview! This exact design is also available on Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Just choose your style – we print and ship it your way.

Why Everyone’s Grabbing This

  • 🎨 Zero Compromise – Vivid, detailed DTG print. Throw it in the wash – the design isn’t going anywhere.
  • 🧵 Premium Feel – Genuine Gildan® blanks. Ultra Cotton for tees, Heavy Blend for hoodies. You’ll feel the difference.
  • 👕 Fits Like It Should – Classic cut, taped neck & shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.
  • 🇺🇸 Responsibly Made – US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. Quality with a conscience.

What It’s Made Of

  • T-Shirt (5.3 oz) & Long Sleeve (6 oz): 100% cotton – airy, comfortable, all-season wear.
  • Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly blend – cozy, durable, resists pilling.
  • Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.

Your Perfect Match

Choose your favorite color and find the perfect fit:

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  1. Review the color & size charts.
  2. Select your preferred options.
  3. Place your order – easy as 1-2-3.

Shipping & Delivery

  • Crafted in: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 Standard US: 3–7 business days.
  • Express US: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 International: 7–14 business days.

This is a made-to-order product. Please confirm your size with the chart above. We don’t offer exchanges for wrong sizes, but our team is happy to assist with any concerns.

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