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He Who Does Not Lick The Clit Should Not Get To Hit Coochielations 1:69 Shirt

He Who Does Not Lick The Clit Should Not Get To Hit Coochielations 1:69 Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Sale price  $18.94 Regular price  $26.94
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Premium DTG Printed Apparel โ€“ Made to Order

First impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildanยฎ cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.

๐Ÿ“ธ The image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your variant and weโ€™ll craft it to order.

What Makes It Hit Different

  • ๐ŸŽจ Looks Fresh, Stays Fresh โ€“ High-res DTG printing captures every detail. Machine-wash friendly.
  • ๐Ÿงต Buttery Soft Fabric โ€“ Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified โ€“ safe on your skin.
  • ๐Ÿ‘• Your New Daily Driver โ€“ Relaxed classic fit with reinforced seams. Tear-away tag = no more neck itch.
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Cotton Done Right โ€“ Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Premium quality, responsibly grown.

Fabric Specs

  • Tees & Long Sleeves: 5.3โ€“6 oz, 100% US cotton โ€“ light enough for summer, layerable for fall.
  • Heavy Blend Fleece: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/polyester โ€“ cozy warmth with pill-resistant durability.
  • Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.

Color & Size Guide

Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:

Color Chart

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  1. Use the color chart to explore your options.
  2. Check the size chart for measurements.
  3. Select, add to cart, and enjoy!

Shipping Details

  • โœ… Production Time: 1โ€“3 business days.
  • ๐Ÿ“ฆ US Delivery: 3โ€“7 business days.
  • โšก US Rush Option: 3โ€“5 business days.
  • ๐ŸŒ Rest of World: 1โ€“2 weeks.

This is a made-to-order product. Please confirm your size with the chart above. We donโ€™t offer exchanges for wrong sizes, but our team is happy to assist with any concerns.

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