If you think I’m a bitch you should meet my smartass best friend chicken shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Fresh Design, Premium Fabric – Printed Just for You
Real talk: life’s too short for boring clothes. This piece is DTG-printed on genuine Gildan® blanks – vivid colors, premium feel, zero compromises.
📸 The image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your variant and we’ll craft it to order.
The Good Stuff
- 🎨 Colors That Stay – Advanced DTG ink bonds with every fiber. Wash it 50 times – still looks fresh.
- 🧵 Premium Feel – Genuine Gildan® blanks. Ultra Cotton for tees, Heavy Blend for hoodies. You’ll feel the difference.
- 👕 Designed for Real Life – Classic silhouette, taped shoulders, itch-free tear-away label. Wear it anywhere.
- 🇺🇸 Wear It With Pride – Made with American cotton from the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Quality from the ground up.
Fabric Breakdown
- T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% cotton (5.3–6 oz) – lightweight, breathable.
- Fleece (Sweatshirt & Hoodie): 8 oz cotton/poly blend – warm, smooth surface, anti-pill finish.
- Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.
Size & Color Options
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- Match your measurements to the size guide.
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Shipping & Delivery
- ✅ Production: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.
Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.
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