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Steve Is Not Getting Smarter As He Gets Older Shirt

Steve Is Not Getting Smarter As He Gets Older Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Sale price  $18.94 Regular price  $26.94
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Unique Graphic Wear โ€” DTG Printed on Gildanยฎ Blanks

You know that one piece in your closet you reach for every single time? This is about to be it. Printed on premium Gildanยฎ fabric with colors that stay bold wash after wash.

๐Ÿ“ธ The mockup shows a T-Shirt, but this design is available on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Just pick your style, color, and size โ€” weโ€™ll produce it exactly the way you want.

The Good Stuff

  • ๐ŸŽจ No Cheap Print Here โ€” We donโ€™t do vinyl or heat press. Pure DTG โ€” ink in the fabric, color that lasts.
  • ๐Ÿงต Quality on Another Level โ€” Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Responsibly dyed, ridiculously soft.
  • ๐Ÿ‘• Comfort First, Always โ€” Taped neck, reinforced shoulders, tear-away tag. Built for all-day wearability.
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Sustainably Sourced โ€” US Cotton Trust Protocol. From farm to fabric โ€” responsible at every step.

Materials & Specs

  • Tees & Long Sleeves: 5.3โ€“6 oz, 100% US cotton โ€” light enough for summer, layerable for fall.
  • Fleece (Sweatshirt & Hoodie): 8 oz cotton/poly blend โ€” warm, smooth surface, anti-pill finish.
  • Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.

Color & Size Guide

Find your size and pick your color โ€” itโ€™s that easy:

Available Colors

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White
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Black
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Sand
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Sport Grey
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Navy
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Light Pink
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Royal
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Pepper
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Dark Heather
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Forest Green
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Light Blue
Gildan 5000 โ€” Unisex T-Shirt
Size Length Bust
S 28 in (71.1 cm) 36 in (91.4 cm)
M 29 in (73.7 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
L 30 in (76.2 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
2XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
3XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
4XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
Gildan 18000 โ€” Unisex Sweatshirt
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm) 33.5 in (85.09 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm) 34.5 in (87.63 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm) 35.5 in (90.17 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm) 36.5 in (92.71 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm) 37.5 in (95.25 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm) 38.5 in (97.79 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm) 39.5 in (100.33 cm)
Gildan 18500 โ€” Unisex Hoodie
Size Length Bust
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm)
Gildan 2400 โ€” Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27.95 in (71 cm) 36.22 in (92 cm) 33.46 in (85 cm)
M 29.13 in (74 cm) 40.16 in (102 cm) 35.04 in (89 cm)
L 29.92 in (76 cm) 44.09 in (112 cm) 36.61 in (93 cm)
XL 31.1 in (79 cm) 48.03 in (122 cm) 38.19 in (97 cm)
2XL 31.89 in (81 cm) 51.97 in (132 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
3XL 33.07 in (84 cm) 55.91 in (142 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
4XL 33.86 in (86 cm) 59.84 in (152 cm) 38.98 in (99 cm)

Tap a style above to view its chart. Measured laid flat.

  1. Review the color & size charts.
  2. Select your preferred options.
  3. Place your order โ€” easy as 1-2-3.

Delivery Info

  • โœ… Production Time: 1โ€“3 business days.
  • ๐Ÿ“ฆ US Delivery: 3โ€“7 business days.
  • โšก US Rush Option: 3โ€“5 business days.
  • ๐ŸŒ Rest of World: 1โ€“2 weeks.

This is a made-to-order product. Please confirm your size with the chart above. We donโ€™t offer exchanges for wrong sizes, but our team is happy to assist with any concerns.

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