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Whose God Damn White Baby Is This Shirt

Whose God Damn White Baby Is This Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Sale price  $18.94 Regular price  $26.94
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Premium DTG Printed Apparel โ€” Made to Order

Picture this: you throw it on, look in the mirror, and just know itโ€™s the one. Soft Gildanยฎ fabric, print that pops, comfort that lasts all day. This isnโ€™t just a shirt โ€” itโ€™s a mood.

๐Ÿ“ธ The image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your variant and weโ€™ll craft it to order.

Why Youโ€™ll Love It

  • ๐ŸŽจ Fade-Proof Color โ€” Direct-to-garment printing means your design stays as bold as the day it arrived.
  • ๐Ÿงต Skin-Friendly & Soft โ€” OEKO-TEX certified Gildanยฎ fabric. No harsh chemicals, just pure comfort.
  • ๐Ÿ‘• Designed for Real Life โ€” Classic silhouette, taped shoulders, itch-free tear-away label. Wear it anywhere.
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ US Cotton, Real Quality โ€” Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Feel good about what you wear.

Fabric Breakdown

  • T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% US cotton, 5.3โ€“6 oz โ€” soft, breathable, classic fit.
  • Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 Heavy Blend (8 oz) โ€” pill-resistant with spandex cuffs & waistband.
  • Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.

Your Perfect Match

Choose your favorite color and find the perfect fit:

Available Colors

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White
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Black
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Sand
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Sport Grey
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Navy
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Light Pink
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Royal
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Pepper
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Dark Heather
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Forest Green
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Light Blue
Gildan 5000 โ€” Unisex T-Shirt
Size Length Bust
S 28 in (71.1 cm) 36 in (91.4 cm)
M 29 in (73.7 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
L 30 in (76.2 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
2XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
3XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
4XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
Gildan 18000 โ€” Unisex Sweatshirt
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm) 33.5 in (85.09 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm) 34.5 in (87.63 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm) 35.5 in (90.17 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm) 36.5 in (92.71 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm) 37.5 in (95.25 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm) 38.5 in (97.79 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm) 39.5 in (100.33 cm)
Gildan 18500 โ€” Unisex Hoodie
Size Length Bust
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm)
Gildan 2400 โ€” Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27.95 in (71 cm) 36.22 in (92 cm) 33.46 in (85 cm)
M 29.13 in (74 cm) 40.16 in (102 cm) 35.04 in (89 cm)
L 29.92 in (76 cm) 44.09 in (112 cm) 36.61 in (93 cm)
XL 31.1 in (79 cm) 48.03 in (122 cm) 38.19 in (97 cm)
2XL 31.89 in (81 cm) 51.97 in (132 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
3XL 33.07 in (84 cm) 55.91 in (142 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
4XL 33.86 in (86 cm) 59.84 in (152 cm) 38.98 in (99 cm)

Tap a style above to view its chart. Measured laid flat.

  1. Find your color in the chart above.
  2. Match your measurements to the size guide.
  3. Add to cart and check out securely.

Shipping & Returns

  • โœ… Production: 1โ€“3 business days.
  • ๐Ÿ“ฆ USA Standard: 3โ€“7 business days.
  • โšก USA Rush: 3โ€“5 business days.
  • ๐ŸŒ International: 1โ€“2 weeks.

Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We canโ€™t accept returns for sizing errors, but weโ€™re always here to help if something isnโ€™t right.

๐Ÿ›’ More to love at purepodtees.com. Designed for you, printed with pride.

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