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He Who Is Without Ovaries Shirt

He Who Is Without Ovaries Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Sale price  $18.94 Regular price  $26.94
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Wearable Art โ€” Vivid DTG Print on Genuine Gildanยฎ

The kind of piece that gets compliments on day one and still looks fresh six months later. Printed on Gildanยฎ apparel with fade-resistant DTG ink. Built for your lifestyle.

๐Ÿ“ธ The photo features a T-Shirt, but youโ€™re not limited to that! This design is available on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Pick your style and we handle the rest.

What Makes It Hit Different

  • ๐ŸŽจ Zero Compromise โ€” Vivid, detailed DTG print. Throw it in the wash โ€” the design isnโ€™t going anywhere.
  • ๐Ÿงต Feels Like a Hug โ€” Gildanยฎ fabric with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Premium comfort from the inside out.
  • ๐Ÿ‘• Move Freely โ€” Classic unisex fit with taped seams. The tear-away label means nothing scratching your neck.
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Responsibly Made โ€” US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. Quality with a conscience.

Fabric Breakdown

  • Tees & Long Sleeves: 5.3โ€“6 oz, 100% US cotton โ€” light enough for summer, layerable for fall.
  • Fleece (Sweatshirt & Hoodie): 8 oz cotton/poly blend โ€” warm, smooth surface, anti-pill finish.
  • Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.

Choose Your Style

Browse colors and sizes to find your perfect match:

Available Colors

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White
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Black
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Sand
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Sport Grey
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Navy
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Light Pink
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Royal
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Pepper
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Dark Heather
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Forest Green
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Light Blue
Gildan 5000 โ€” Unisex T-Shirt
Size Length Bust
S 28 in (71.1 cm) 36 in (91.4 cm)
M 29 in (73.7 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
L 30 in (76.2 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
2XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
3XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
4XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
Gildan 18000 โ€” Unisex Sweatshirt
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm) 33.5 in (85.09 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm) 34.5 in (87.63 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm) 35.5 in (90.17 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm) 36.5 in (92.71 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm) 37.5 in (95.25 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm) 38.5 in (97.79 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm) 39.5 in (100.33 cm)
Gildan 18500 โ€” Unisex Hoodie
Size Length Bust
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm)
Gildan 2400 โ€” Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27.95 in (71 cm) 36.22 in (92 cm) 33.46 in (85 cm)
M 29.13 in (74 cm) 40.16 in (102 cm) 35.04 in (89 cm)
L 29.92 in (76 cm) 44.09 in (112 cm) 36.61 in (93 cm)
XL 31.1 in (79 cm) 48.03 in (122 cm) 38.19 in (97 cm)
2XL 31.89 in (81 cm) 51.97 in (132 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
3XL 33.07 in (84 cm) 55.91 in (142 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
4XL 33.86 in (86 cm) 59.84 in (152 cm) 38.98 in (99 cm)

Tap a style above to view its chart. Measured laid flat.

  1. Review the color & size charts.
  2. Select your preferred options.
  3. Place your order โ€” easy as 1-2-3.

Delivery Info

  • โœ… Production Time: 1โ€“3 business days.
  • ๐Ÿ“ฆ US Delivery: 3โ€“7 business days.
  • โšก US Rush Option: 3โ€“5 business days.
  • ๐ŸŒ Rest of World: 1โ€“2 weeks.

This is a made-to-order product. Please confirm your size with the chart above. We donโ€™t offer exchanges for wrong sizes, but our team is happy to assist with any concerns.

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