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My body is a machine that turns armpits into sniffed armpits shirt

My body is a machine that turns armpits into sniffed armpits shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Sale price  $18.94 Regular price  $26.94
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Made-to-Order Graphic Apparel โ€“ Bold & Comfortable

First impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildanยฎ cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.

๐Ÿ“ธ Image shows a tee, but this design is printed on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your preferred style at checkout โ€“ every piece is made to order, exactly how you pick it.

Hereโ€™s Why Itโ€™s Worth It

  • ๐ŸŽจ Looks Fresh, Stays Fresh โ€“ High-res DTG printing captures every detail. Machine-wash friendly.
  • ๐Ÿงต Fabric That Delivers โ€“ Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Soft, durable, certified low-impact dyes.
  • ๐Ÿ‘• Your New Daily Driver โ€“ Relaxed classic fit with reinforced seams. Tear-away tag = no more neck itch.
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Responsibly Made โ€“ US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. Quality with a conscience.

Materials & Specs

  • Cotton Tees & Long Sleeves: 100% US cotton at 5.3โ€“6 oz โ€“ naturally soft and breathable.
  • Heavy Blend Fleece: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/polyester โ€“ cozy warmth with pill-resistant durability.
  • Fabric note โ€“ Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.

Pick Your Color & Size

Not sure about sizing? Check our charts below:

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  1. Find your color in the chart above.
  2. Match your measurements to the size guide.
  3. Add to cart and check out securely.

Shipping & Delivery

  • โœ… Crafted in: 1โ€“3 business days.
  • ๐Ÿ“ฆ Standard US: 3โ€“7 business days.
  • โšก Express US: 3โ€“5 business days.
  • ๐ŸŒ International: 7โ€“14 business days.

All products are made to order. Please double-check your size before purchasing. No returns or exchanges for incorrect size selections. If there are any issues, feel free to message us for assistance.

๐Ÿ›’ Discover more at PurePodTees.com โ€“ where great design meets great quality.

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