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Turtle if I was a tortoise I would simply ignore my computer no emails shirt

Turtle if I was a tortoise I would simply ignore my computer no emails shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Sale price  $18.94 Regular price  $26.94
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Bold Design, Soft Fabric – Your New Everyday Favorite

The kind of piece that gets compliments on day one and still looks fresh six months later. Printed on Gildan® apparel with fade-resistant DTG ink. Built for your lifestyle.

📸 The photo features a T-Shirt, but you’re not limited to that! This design is available on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Pick your style and we handle the rest.

Why This Stands Out

  • 🎨 Built to Last – DTG printing means color is part of the fabric, not sitting on top. Wash without worry.
  • 🧵 Buttery Soft Fabric – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified – safe on your skin.
  • 👕 Your New Daily Driver – Relaxed classic fit with reinforced seams. Tear-away tag = no more neck itch.
  • 🇺🇸 From American Farms – US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. The good stuff, sourced the right way.

Fabric Specs

  • Cotton Tees & Long Sleeves: 100% US cotton at 5.3–6 oz – naturally soft and breathable.
  • Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 cotton/polyester (8 oz) – warm, pill-resistant, rib with spandex.
  • Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.

Color & Size Guide

Not sure about sizing? Check our charts below:

Color Chart

Size Chart

  1. Browse colors and compare with the chart.
  2. Use the size guide for the best fit.
  3. Add to cart and you’re all set!

Shipping Details

  • Production: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
  • USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.

All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us – we’re happy to help!

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